*this for is purists not puritans*

6* if I was allowed :D:D Same for your last one!

Oh my, I have been laughing out loud reading your answers - every one gem! That made my day : D : D

Had a little look at this on the basis of film buff’s comment ( I can never solve them ). The lines somehow seem funnier in print. ‘Notice anything unusual about it?’ It’s made me want to dig out an old film and watch it with my mum. Very good!

Do you know I think you are right. They are funnier in print, somehow not quite so crass or obvious. Though I know these films inside out, I must confess to laughing more as I researched and wrote them down. Thanks for the kind comments - now what is next in the pipeline?