Just to let you know, there’s a message hidden in some of the clues that spells out - Keir's 15th Birthday Today. Yep, that was the whole point of the wall. An esoteric grid with no red herrings that’s completely obsolete unless you read the comments. Happy birthday to me, I suppose.

In which case, a very happy birthday to you. Thanks for all the grids, past and future… :)

Thank you, Jollycorpse. It's very good to see our top Puzzgrid contributor return after a bit of hiatus.

Excellent. Really enjoyed the grid even though only scored 4!

To be honest, 4 is more than I normally score on a Puzzgrid wall.

Sorry to sound patronising- not intended as you're clearly more clever than me- I'm amazed you're only 15! Incredibly mature style and content. Yes I'm an embarrassing mum to my kids too!